This is the last substack I’ll be sending stateside. Over the next 6 weeks (!!!), I’ll be traveling in Europe. Don’t worry, I’ll still be sending from the EU but I fully plan to take on a new identity while I’m there. Together we will learn what European Gabriela is like. I even booked a hair color appointment with a colorist I’ve been drooling over for years. I’ll tell her “paint me like one of your European girls”. Maybe I’ll even get bangs. Who freakin knows.
Currently, I’m in packing hell and I write this to you to you while rockin’ a little 5 o’clock shadow. You see, I’m on day 5 of healing from the Moxi laser. Even with a “no downtime” procedure I can confirm there is DEFINITELY downtime.


I was actually on the phone with my friend Tyner who had just done microneedling and she was like “Ohhhhh so you’re in the same boat. Staying at home. Only going out in public when necessary and wearing big hats should you go outside.” Yep, that’s the method.
These are my Go-To products for healing from laser, microneedling or just a crappy skin day:
GLEANSER | $18 | 4.05oz | Yeah that price is correct. Easy, gentle, non-stripping.
SKIN UTILITY BALM | $18 | 2oz | Excellent balm to slug your face with at night. Post laser healing is DRY.
BARRIER THERAPYSKIN PROTECTANT CREAM | $18 | 10z | Easily my most used product. This is my daily driver for moisturizer as the colloidal oatmeal and multi-ceramide blend absorbs easily to relieve dry, distressed skin. A savior for sunburns too!!! A dermatologist I’ve followed on YouTube for awhile, Dr. Samantha Ellis developed the line. As you can see she isn’t interested in robbing you. Just delivering good effective products.
Plated INTENSE Serum | $258 | 0.5oz | Sorry for the jump scare, but new science isn’t cheap! Exosomes are the new it girl on the market. Doctors are saying they’re even better than doing PRP. You can read more about exosomes in this Vogue article. I can confirm they help with healing! I’ve used it with microneedling as well.
Here are other things this little Americano has been into:
Everyone on Tiktok loved my bangle-looking watch from Time Will Tell. Picking a color was a difficult task.
Speaking of picking a color. Which Airpod max color should I get? Blue or Starlight??


Have you tried the Roz haircare line yet? Love the product line thus far.
Dear Roz hair, can you please make a perfume? I bullied Ceremonia into doing it and they’re crushing. You could too. For now, I will settle with using the Willow Glen treatement oil for it’s scent alone.
I’d like to adopt these rules for when I die (very funny)
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And I leave you now with this image of a very powerful anklet combo.
Adios!
G
i laughed out loud at this at least twice :,) i luv following you. enjoy euro!